Resume

I'm the most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far. Nobody's ever been more successful than me. I'm the most successful person ever to run. Ross Perot isn't successful like me. Romney ― I have a Gucci store that's worth more than Romney. Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest ― and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault.

  • 2011 - 2019

    Was awarded Worst Actor and Worst Screen Combo at Golden Raspberry Awards

    1. Published a book "Midas Touch: Why Some Entrepreneurs Get Rich – And Why Most Don't" in coauthorship with Robert Kiyosaki

      • 2009 - Published a book "Think Like a Champion: An Informal Education in Business and Life" in coauthorship with Meredith McIver
      • 2008 - Published a book "Never Give Up: How I Turned My Biggest Challenges into Success" in coauthorship with Meredith McIver
  • Experience

    Recent
    • 2017

      Became 45th president of the United States

    • 2016

      Won election race with 77 votes more than Clinton, yippe-kee-yay!

    • 2015

      Became the most important Republican nominating for presidential election run

    • 2009

      Changed my mind and became Republican again

    Back then
    • 2005

      Started Trump University with Michael Sexton and Jonathan Spitalny: no grades, certificates and other bureaucracy, but program offered courses in real estate, asset management entrepreneurship, and wealth creation. 98% students gave positive reviews while studying, however some of these ungrateful gringos filed lawsuits against Trump University after the course. I had to pay $25 million to settle that...

    • 2002

      Acquired the former Hotel Delmonico, which was renovated and reopened in 2004 as the Trump Park Avenue. I sure do like my surname!

    • 2001

      Completed Trump World Tower and joined the Democratic Party

    • 1999

      Started buying golf courses. They are very cheap, I have 18 of them now in USA and abroad! Also switched to the Reform Party that year

    • 1997

      Began a multi-building development along the Hudson River, which was named Trump Place. Me and the other investors sold our shares for $1.8 billion and that was then the biggest residential sale in the history of New York City

    • 1996

      Acquired the Bank of Manhattan Trust Building, which was a vacant seventy-one story skyscraper on Wall Street. After an extensive renovation, the high-rise was renamed the Trump Building

    • 1994

      Refurbished the Gulf and Western Building on Columbus Circle, turned it into a 44-story luxury property known as Trump International Hotel and Tower

    • 1989 ― 1992

      Ran a second hand airline called Trump Shuttle. What a waste of money, I had to sell it, now it is American Airlines Shuttle, btw

    • 1989, 1990

      Learned about Tour de France and decided to hold my very own Tour de Trump. Is America not great enough for that cycling competition?

    • 1988

      Acquired the Plaza Hotel in Manhattan for $407 million, invested $50 million to restore the building and boosted it from three-star to four-star hotel (I called it "the Mona Lisa" and sold it for a lot of cash in 1995)

    • 1987

      Registered as a Republican

    • 1985

      I bought the Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach and turned it into a private club.You can join if you pay $200K initiation fee (and there is another annual fee for members, it is very expensive to be rich). That year I also opened a casino called Trump Castle. My wife Ivana became a manager, because she is another Trump!

    • 1983

      I purchased New Jersey Generals, an American football team. I changed team's play schedule and filed an antitrust lawsuit against United States Football League, so NJG are not doing so good now, but back then they were great!

    • 1980

      Started developing the Trump Tower skyscraper in Manhattan

      • A crew of undocumented Polish workers to demolish the historic Bonwit Teller store, including art deco features.
      • Critic Paul Goldberger say in 1983 that the tower's atrium is "the most pleasant interior public space to be completed in New York in some years".

      Also started a repair job on the Wollman Rink in Central Park

      • Completed the work in three months for $1.95 million, which was $775,000 less than the initial budget!
    • 1978

      Purchased a 50 percent stake in the derelict Commodore Hotel and turned it into the Grand Hyatt Hotel in 2 years of remodeling

    • 1971

      Was promoted to president of the company and renamed it The Trump Organization

    • 1986

      Began my career at my father's real estate development company, Elizabeth Trump & Son

    PERSONAL LIFE

    • 2006

      Melania gained United States citizenship and gave birth to our son, Barron

    • 2005

      Married her

    • 1998

      Met my future third wife, Melania Knauss

    • 1999

      Divorced Marla ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    • 1993

      Married Marla and had a daughter, we named her Tiffany, because I like Tiffany & Company jewellery as well

    • 1992

      Started affair with Marla Maples, so I had to divorce. God knows I love nice women, I love them all!

    • 1984

      Birth of Eric Trump

    • 1982

      Birth of Ivanka Trump

    • 1977

      My first son is born. I called him Donald, of course!

    • 1977

      Married Czech model Ivana Zelníčková

    Languages

    🇷🇺 РУССКИЙ 🇺🇸 ENGLISH

    Skills

    NEGOTIATING COUNTING REMODELING WRITING ACING SEMANTIC UI SINGING REPORTING INCORPORATING SELLING ADVERTISING HOSTING COMPETING TWITTING PARENTING GAMBLING DATING SUING ORGANIZING FUNDING DEBATING ADVISING PRESBYTERIANING

    Character

    ADJUSTED CALM AMBITIOUS COMPETITIVE SOCIABLE DIRECT HOSTILE CARELESS IGNORANT INQUISITIVE BOLD CONFIDENT MISCHIEVOUS CHARMING INTERESTING DARING COLORFUL LAZY SELF-PROMOTING

    Likes😃

    BILLIONS FILET-O-FISH BIG MAC CHINA QUARTER POUNDER DIET COKE TARIFFS BIBLE ARTOF DEAL PATRIOTS BEAUTIFUL MODELS GOLD REAL ESTATE WAR PROTESTERS CONSTRUCTION RUSSIANS BANKS SPORTS WOMEN MEXICO RED HAT KOREANS GOLF EVERYBODY [1] [2]

    Dislikes😞

    DOGS MEDIA CNN GERMANS MEXICANS IMMIGRANTS SHITHOLE COUNTRIES UNATTRACTIVE WOMEN BLACKS SUSHI HOT-DOGS ALCOHOL FRUIT CHRISTMAS PARTIES LIBERALS

    Wants🥺

    BE HEALTHY GROW A TREE BUILD TRUMP AIRPORT HAVE A TASTE DO A HARLEM SHAKE IN CONGRESS TO GOLF MORE OFTEN WIN ALL THE COURT SUITS

    Education

    • 2011
      Asked friends who are prominent and wealthy alumni of the New York Military Academy to secure my academic records so they could not be seen by anyone, never!
    • 1966
      Transferred to the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania and graduated in May 1968 with a B.S. in economics
    • 1964
      Started studying in Fordham University
    • 1959
      Enrolled in the New York Military Academy, a private boarding school, after my parents discovered I made frequent trips into Manhattan without their permission